As you smartly put it, Simon, I’ll use your phrase: I couldn’t give an airborne fornication about Star Wars. As a kid, I loved the original trilogy, I liked the sequels, but at this point, I’m as uninterested in any SW story as unicorn in accounting.
Anyway, yeah, the article is a silly contemplation about movies in general, so don’t take it too seriously. I really liked your comment, and the way you put it, so thanks for sharing your thoughts! :)
P.S.: I loved Reservoir Dogs, too, although I’ve seen it relatively late. However, I grew up on kung fu and ninja movies, so Kill Bill 1–2 will, probably always, have a soft spot in my cinema-obsessed heart, even though there are perhaps better films from Tarantino — script-wise especially.